Golden Films: The Jungle King

By Max Woerner Chase

Recently, my wife and I have been watching Phelous make fun of low-budget (and occasionally weirdly high-budget) animated movies. Eventually, this turned into "Hey, let's track down movies he hasn't done, and get our kicks that way". So, on Amazon, we watched (a VHS rip of) The Jungle King, from Golden Films.

After seeing so many of these movies made fun of, it's kind of hard for me to get a handle on this. There are some of the usual suspects for a movie like this:

With a few special confusing bits:

Even with all of these questions, I have to say, this wasn't, like, transcendantly bad. I'd say it's half-baked, on the mediocre side of things. It's very Golden Films, is what it is.

I'm like, on the one hand, people should be reviewing this, because it's right there, but on the other hand, what is there to say? It's not an adaptation of any existing story or event, so there's no question of fidelity to address. It is what it is, and what it is, is... hard-to-follow story-telling, distracting animation, and jokes that they didn't trust the audience to get.